Doesn't Even Break The Top Ten

Heretofore I have discussed some of the profound changes I am experiencing due to weight loss surgery. Deep meaningful experiences that are enriching my life ways I could never anticipated. According to Michelle, the most important change in me so far has to do with snoring; more precisely, a reduction in volume and ferocity.

I'm a little ambivalent concerning this one. Frankly, it's never been a problem for me. I sleep. I snore. What's the problem? Unfortunately for Michelle, my long suffering wife, my snoring has been a persistent pain in her ears. She has even taken to wearing ear plugs at night. Nothing says sexy like industrial grade ear plugs poking out of her head.

So, of all the amazing changes I've been through in the last four weeks, the one Michelle appreciates most is a reduction in my snoring. I rarely disagree with my wife, mostly 'cause I never win, but I can tell you snoring doesn't even break the top ten for me.