Making Her Crazy

We're going to go a little off topic tonight.

Anybody out there having trouble with the sound on your ipad? Michelle's ipad is exhibiting random sound outages. The problem started right after the last update, iOS 7.0.3 and is making her crazing. My wife has the mistaken impression that Apple products are superior in all aspects. The fact the her ipad is fallible, has shaken her faith in all things technical. Please help.

Evidently, after proofing the previous paragraph, Michelle is under the mistaken impression that I am an idiot.

Even if I were an idiot, I'm an idiot who's down 86 pounds.

I can live with that.